Day 19: Darren Wilson still has not been arrested for the murder of Mike Brown.
Being black I can never get behind the systematic dehumanization of a minority group and in this case trans people as capital punishment
The little pocket that lives inside of the normal pocket on jeans isn’t just a little pocket. It’s you.
The best part about being an adult and living on your own is that you get to eat bread all the time and sleep on the couch whenever you want and you can make your own popsicles by freezing Capri Suns and smashing them into manageable pieces with a hammer.
I love the nap that I’m about to take.
If somebody knocks on the door while I’m in a public bathroom, I just start laughing and yell, “You fool! Do you have any idea what I’m capable of? Do you know what I’m doing in here?”
I am my most handsome when I am cooking because that’s when I get to wear an apron.
Is there any way to get my business cards printed on thin, savory crackers?
Death is the ultimate personality quiz.